http://www.humorvolcano.com/images/120x50pxlogohl_y0oj.jpg Most recent headlines on news satire/offbeat comedy website Humor Volcano. Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:09 GMT http://www.webrss.com/ 2009-2010 Humor Volcano http://www.webrss.com/ contact@humorvolcano.com http://www.humorvolcano.com/images/120x50pxlogohl_y0oj.jpghttp://www.humorvolcano.com/images/120x50pxlogohl_y0oj.jpgThe TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8254http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8254Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8174http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8174Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8098http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8098Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8068http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8068Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8031http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=8031Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT A man dressed in a push-up bra and crotchless panties claims he logged onto Chat Roulette last night and met God as his random stranger. God apparently then ranted about Earthlings screwing up the planet and wasting perfectly good souls by killing in the name of religion. [Satire] http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=7930http://www.webrss.com/openfeed.php?fid=9590&iid=7930Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:02 GMT